Pichly Ek Saal Se Jisay Main Shadi Ka Wazeefa Samajh K Parhta Raha Hon.. Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya K Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka Qomi Tarana Hai..&...

Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka Dard Samajh Sakti hai . Isi Liye Maine Soch Lya Hai K Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉

Raat k 2 bjay Begum k mobile se roshni aayi tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha aut ghussay mein aa k begum se pocha 'kon hai jis ne aad...

Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi Huwi Aayi Aur Boli .. Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack Ho Gaya Hai, Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai, Aankhen ...

Mian Biwi mein bol chaal kafi arsay se band thi.. Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch dhondny ki adakari ...

Modern Beizzati" Boy to Girl: I Love You & Want to Marry You Girl: Apni shakal dekhi he..? Boy: Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon werna...

Please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorow. I think i have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see...

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Shohar Biwi ko Picnic k liye Qabristan le gaya.. .. Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..? .. Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain yahan aanay k liye.. -;...

1 Sawal: Pagal tanhai main kya Mehsoos karta hai? , , , , , , , , Zaruri nahi k abi reply kro. Jab MEHSOOS karo to batadena..;-) ...hahahaha...

ME : I Like U...  😘 . She : Sorry Mjhy #Boys Pr Trust Ni...  😏 . ME : OK Behan Apny Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Dhoond Ly...

Jo dost Shadi shuda ha unhen Shadi Mubarik Aur jo abi tak . . . Kanware hain . . . Unhen Azadi Mubarak 😉

Dukh is bat ka nahi k meri shadi nahi hui . . . Khushi to is bat ki hai k uski b nahi hui (",)/ <)) / > Is prcham k saye talay h...

Girl: Aj main kesi lag rahi thi ? Boy: Buhat cute... Girl: Sachiiiii... Boy: Han mèri jan... Girl : Acha kiya kar rahy ho ? Boy: "...

Girl to Doctor: Please check my Mom's eyes.. . Doctor: What's the problem..? . Girl: Inn Ko Meri Shadi K Ilawa Kuch Aur Nazar Hi Nah...

Bachpan Mein Maa Baap Dratay Thay K Mendak(Frog) Ko Pathar Mara Tou Goongi Biwi Mily Gi.. Bohat Dar Lagta Tha.. Ab Sochta Hon K Pathar Maar ...

Me: Baby Kurkure Khaogi..? .. She: Nahi.. .. Me: Kyun ?? :-/ .. .. She: Kyun K Baby ko "Lays" Pasand hai.. :-P :-D

Larkion ka bus nahi chalta warna Medical store par bhi apni farmaishen shru kar den.. . "Bhai ye Goli kisi aur color mein dikhana.....

Tamaam ghair shadi shuda nojawan larkon aur larkion ko khabar di jati hai k wo 2017 se pehly pehly shadi rachayen warna is k baad shadi k li...

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